Muddy dogs for sale or trade

I have a yard without grass.

We have had rain for five days now.

(I am not, repeat NOT, complaining about the rain.)

But because I have a yard without grass, I now have mud.

I also have a pet door, or rather a pet screen.

So when the 4 leggeds need to go potty they can go without waking me up.

They only wake me up when they come back in.

Cold.

Wet.

Muddy.

As they crawl in bed to get warm and dry.

Do I hear any offers?

Trades??

Hello??

Anyone???

It seems strangely quiet in the audience today......

Hmmmm.....

Guess that means I am stuck with the muddy monsters.

At least until the yard dries up.....

Happy Pre-Hump day!!

indecent exposure

As I was drivin along the other day and saw a runner.

A male runner.

Well, he was tryin to be a runner.

With a white rather hefty torso.

No one deserves to see this.

I am a thinkin there should be law against half naked men runnin along side the road.

I was blinded.

There there was the issue with the man boobs.

I almost had a wreck.

Trying to get away.

This was definitely indecent exposure.

I can promise you no one would want to see a half naked me running down the road....

Happy weekend!

World AIDS day

Today is Wear Red Day and of course I forgot!

World AIDS Day

It is World AIDS day and with it all in our face at our house, you would think I would remember to wear red......or put on a red ribbon........or something.

Nope got up as usual, in a sleep stupor, and got dressed and went to work..

Woke up about halfway to work and remembered it was Wear Red today......

OH! Wait! I have red underwear on!!

YAY! \

So does it count if I can't show it??

Hugs!

Pray for a cure!

Love ya'll!