The step stool for dogs

I have finally figured out what the mounds growing on my chest are. Mind you it has taken almost 55 years to realize what these things are reeeallly put on my body for. Nope, not just for nurturing children. Nope, not for filling out the shirts.

They are so that when I sit down, the dogs can use them to get on the back of the chair or couch.

They are also used for sitting, when the lap is already taken.

So now you know. They are the step stool for dogs. . .
Kackle today because tomorrow is Monday, and those are not nice days and there will prolly not be a lot of kacklin goin' on tomorrow! So fill your life up today! It has to last til Tuesday!!

Mustard all the way?

All day I have been wunderin' what is it about me that when I order a burger, the first question is: "Mustard, all the way?"

My kids will be standin' right by me and the question to them is: "What all would you like on your burger?"

This happened last night at Dairy Queen. AGAIN. Mustard all the way.

Do I have "mustard all the way" written on me somewhere?

So far I cain't find it. It's not obvious like, havin' my dress suck in my panty hose, or a bra strap hangin' out, so would somebody, pleeease, explain: HOW DO THEY KNOW THIS???

Keeep ona kacklin! It makes the wrinkles not look so bad!! =0D

Extra fluffy or fluffy?

I'm so fluffy that when I turn over and lay on my stomach, I have cleavage all they way to my chin. . .

Does that make me extra fluffy or just fluffy?

Hope you kackled today! The sun shines brighter when you do!

The Stalker

Yep, that's me. I've been stalkin' you guyeses. I haven't left comments but I've been there. I read and read and go to the next one and rarely leave comments.

I'm awful, I know. We all like comments. Me especially. So why aren't I leavin' comments? I dunno. I'm fightin' depression, I guess. The docs have upped the prozac. It's better but not alllllll together ok. School is kickin butt, then add helpin my daughter with her boys, then comin home and doin' stuff at the house. Mikael does what he can but some days he is doin good to get out of bed.

So before I go to bed I stalk you guyeses to see what is goin on in your world. So if sometime you get a =0),  that's me tryin not to stalk but that's about all the energy I have at that moment.
Thanks for sharin your lives with me. It helps me with my days.

Love to all,

Keep kacklin! It keeps the sads away!

The Bestest Rainbow

Wednesday I was drivin' home in the rain when I saw the bestest rainbow!


I could see BOTH ends of it!! They were in cut corn fields that had turned a golden color!! Pots o' Gold? The way the car in front of me was driving, I don't think they had seen one like this either!

Ya know I don't usually see a full rainbow, mostly ends and no middle or one side and not the other. This rainbow was a full one!! It was soooo clear that I could see every color! I mean EVERY color! Green, Blue, Purple, Red, Orange, Yellow!! All the way across! It didn't get dim in the middle or the ends! Nothing!  It was such an awesome rainbow! Very vivid! I just wanted to stop the car and look at it! Such a beautiful rainbow!

THEN, as I was driving, IT MOVED WITH ME! CAN YOU IMAGINE?? A RAINBOW MOVIN'!!! IT MOVED IN FRONT OF THE TREES! IT WAS LIKE LOOKING THROUGH CELLOPHANE PAPER! I COULD SEE EVERYTHINGTHROUGH THE RAINBOW!  THEN WHEN I LOOKED AT THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC (divided highway) IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS ON THE ROAD WITH THE CARS! ON BOTH SIDES! AWWWWW!! IT WAS SOOOO AWESOME!

Then I caught up with it and went under it and it DISAPPEARED! Have you EVER caught up with a rainbow? I never have!  I kept trying to see if I could see it in my rearview mirror but it was gone! Yeah, I was prolly weavin' all over the road like a drunk! Well maybe I WAS drunk! Drunk on a Rainbow!!

I will always remember this as a very special day because never in my life have I seen a rainbow like this!

I was gonna find a picture of a rainbow but decided not to because I want you to see THIS one in your mind! It was glorious!

So make the mostest, bestest rainbow in your mind and it will match what I saw Wednesday!

Have a super great Kacklin weekend!

It was gonna be greaaat!!

I had it alllll figured out this morning.

It was funny, short and sweet.

It was a blog.

But CRS has set in and it is alllllll gone!

Hope you kackled today! AND I hope you REMEMBERED it!!

And speakin of cars. . .

I have entered 2, mind you TWO, contests to win a Camaro!!

One from Schlotzsky's and one from Chevy!

Wonder what color I could get? . . .

Yella? Red? Midnight sparkley blue? No black! Silver?

Leanin toward that midnight sparkley blue. . but if I win one, I may change my mind. . .

Yella Car

Have you ever played Yella Car?

It's kinda like Slug Bug except you don't slug anyone. Just yell YELLA CAR!!

The rules:

1. Can't be a company vehicle.
2. Can't call the same vehicle twice even if it is down the road a piece (or in your mirror)
3. See #1 and #2.

from this link

I DID do the mirror one once on Layne.

Called her up and was chattin then all of a sudden: Yella car! OOH Yella car!! Hey another yella car!! this went on for a few  minutes. She finally she asked where I was and where were all these yella cars!

I said I was going down the road and they were in my mirror. Oh I guess I can't use the same car over and over, huh??

So she added a new rule. The ones in the mirror don't count. DAAANG!

It's rather fun. It's just who gets the most cars. I sure dint realize how many yella cars there were around. (Cars=trucks, suvs, cars, motorcycles, vans, etc.)

Hope you kackle today!