The step stool for dogs

I have finally figured out what the mounds growing on my chest are. Mind you it has taken almost 55 years to realize what these things are reeeallly put on my body for. Nope, not just for nurturing children. Nope, not for filling out the shirts.

They are so that when I sit down, the dogs can use them to get on the back of the chair or couch.

They are also used for sitting, when the lap is already taken.

So now you know. They are the step stool for dogs. . .
Kackle today because tomorrow is Monday, and those are not nice days and there will prolly not be a lot of kacklin goin' on tomorrow! So fill your life up today! It has to last til Tuesday!!