I was all kicked back in my reclinin chair. . .
Just laid out. . .
Feet up. . .
Head back. . .
Listenin. . .
To the ocean waves comin in. . .
Waves goin out. . .
Eyes closed. . .
I could see those waves crashin in. . .
The water headin back out to sea. . .
The sounds were so relaxin. . .
Breathin deep. . .
Sighin. . .
Droppin off the the never never land. . .
THEN WHAM!!
I was interupted. . .
With the sound of jack hammers and saws. . .
It seems Lockness had decided to do a little work that day. . .
I tried and tried to keep him at bay. . .
CONCENTRATE!! LISTEN!!! HEAR THE WAVES???? LISTEN TO THE WAVES!!!!
But to no avail . . .
Yeah I heard the waves alright. . .
The waves of jackhammers and saws!!
What is this world comin to when your own dentist refuses to let you releax and nap to the sound of ocean waves. . .
I mean, really, what'd he give me the funny gas for if not to relax and snooooooze by???
Or lay out the chair, feet up, head back?? I mean really, wasn't that the purpose here???
Ya think it mighta had to do with the fact he was jackhammerin and sawin in MY mouth on MY teeth. . .
No, not just one but THREE. . .
Three that were just shy of root canals to boot. . .
Normally, I don't even hear the jackhammers and saws that much but this time even the waves couldn't drown out those sounds. . .
But he had to take those metal fillin's out and put purty white stuff in there. . .
So today, everyone I saw got to see my new teeth. . .
I would say prolly tonsils too but them suckers were taken out back when I was 10. . .
So they had to settle for just all white teeth on the bottom now. . .
And yes, they all thought I had lost more of my marbles. . .
THE GOOD PART?? I didn't feel a thing and I have a tooth now that I broke when I was a Senior in High School!!
And NOPE! No Siree, I will NOT be tellin you guys how long ago that was. Nor will I be tellin you how long it has been since I was able to chew on that side..
You'd think I was OLD then. . .
I just LOVE my dentist and his staff! They are the most awesome!
I used to get jitters just THINKIN bout headin to the dentist. Actually I would freak. I didn't go. (A small car could be bought with the money that is bein put into repairin my teeth.)
But no more do I get sick when I think dentist!
So if you live in Central Texas, I got a name for you if you need a good dentist! He's worth drivin for, let me tell you, yes siree!
Hope ya kackled a tad today!! Does a body good!!!
3 comments:
Oh man! You had me there. I was wondering if you were on vacation! Good one!
And there was me feeling jealous that you had some time on the beach.... thanks for the laugh.
I really thought you were at the beach too! Wish my dentist gave the laughing gas!
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