Thursday, January 27, 2011

My morning at the beach. . .

I was all kicked back in my reclinin chair. . .

Just laid out. . .

Feet up. . .

Head back. . .

Listenin. . .

To the ocean waves comin in. . .

Waves goin out. . .

Eyes closed. . .

I could see those waves crashin in. . .

The water headin back out to sea. . .

The sounds were so relaxin. . .

Breathin deep. . .

Sighin. . .

Droppin off the the never never land. . .

THEN WHAM!!

I was interupted. . .

With the sound of jack hammers and saws. . .

It seems Lockness had decided to do a little work that day. . .

I tried and tried to keep him at bay. . .

CONCENTRATE!! LISTEN!!! HEAR THE WAVES???? LISTEN TO THE WAVES!!!!

But to no avail . . .

Yeah I heard the waves alright.  . .

The waves of jackhammers and saws!!



What is this world comin to when your own dentist refuses to let you releax and nap to the sound of ocean waves. . . 

I mean, really, what'd he give me the funny gas for if not to relax and snooooooze by???

Or lay out the chair, feet up, head back?? I mean really, wasn't that the purpose here???

Ya think  it mighta had to do with the fact he was jackhammerin and sawin in MY mouth on MY teeth. . .

No, not just one but THREE. . .

Three that were just shy of root canals to boot. . .
Normally, I don't even hear the jackhammers and saws that much but this time even the waves couldn't drown out those sounds. . . 

But he had to take those metal fillin's out and put purty white stuff in there. . .

So today, everyone I saw got to see my new teeth. . .

I would say prolly tonsils too but them suckers were taken out back when I was 10. . .

So they had to settle for just all white teeth on the bottom now. . .

And yes, they all thought I had lost more of my marbles. . .

THE GOOD PART?? I didn't feel a thing and I have a tooth now that I broke when I was a Senior in High School!!

And NOPE! No Siree, I will NOT be tellin you guys how long ago that was. Nor will I be tellin you how long it has been since I was able to chew on that side..

You'd think I was OLD then. . .

I just LOVE my dentist and his staff! They are the most awesome!

I used to get jitters just THINKIN bout headin to the dentist. Actually I would freak. I didn't go. (A small car could be bought with the money that is bein put into repairin my teeth.)

But no more do I get sick when I think dentist!

So if you live in Central Texas, I got a name for you if you need a good dentist! He's worth drivin for, let me tell you, yes siree!

Hope ya kackled a tad today!! Does a body good!!!


3 comments:

Pat Tillett said...

Oh man! You had me there. I was wondering if you were on vacation! Good one!

Valerie said...

And there was me feeling jealous that you had some time on the beach.... thanks for the laugh.

gayle said...

I really thought you were at the beach too! Wish my dentist gave the laughing gas!