Thursday, March 15, 2012

Birds, birds, birds

Why do birds like blue cars?

Why do birds like to crap on blue cars?

My red car they left alone.

My blue car they love to leave white ooey gooey nasty spots on it.

If I park under or even CLOSE to a parking lot light, my car turns WHITE with black specks.

If I park near a tree......

If I park in an unlit parking lot...........

If I park in a treeless parking lot........

If I park in a dirt parking lot............

If I park PERIOD........

I am not one to that shoots birds normally.

But when they spot my car, the urge arises.....

Birds, listen to me:

STOP POOIN' ON MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!

OR ELSE ...............

I WILL SHOOT YOU!!!!!!!!

DO YOU HEAR THAT SLIDE MOVIN'?

IT'S ALL READY FOR YA!!!

Wonder if that will work?

Or will they listen like my kids???

Or like my dogs???

Any body want to make a bet??

5 comments:

Simply Suthern said...

I shot birds as a kid to keep then out of our cherry trees. There are more birds than shells. Buy a cover

Michael Horvath said...

Hopefully they ain't big birds!

Tempo said...

Hmm, so who's having a bad day then... But really, I'm hearing you loud and clear, they just seem to prefer certain cars to be the toilet for the day...I can just see swarms of birds above your car with their little legs crossed waiting for you to park...

Valerie said...

Red is for danger... maybe birds know that...lol.

Belle said...

It would be interesting to know why birds like blue cars to poop on. I doubt they will listen to you. No one listens to moms.