The step stool for dogs

I have finally figured out what the mounds growing on my chest are. Mind you it has taken almost 55 years to realize what these things are reeeallly put on my body for. Nope, not just for nurturing children. Nope, not for filling out the shirts.

They are so that when I sit down, the dogs can use them to get on the back of the chair or couch.

They are also used for sitting, when the lap is already taken.

So now you know. They are the step stool for dogs. . .
Kackle today because tomorrow is Monday, and those are not nice days and there will prolly not be a lot of kacklin goin' on tomorrow! So fill your life up today! It has to last til Tuesday!!

Mustard all the way?

All day I have been wunderin' what is it about me that when I order a burger, the first question is: "Mustard, all the way?"

My kids will be standin' right by me and the question to them is: "What all would you like on your burger?"

This happened last night at Dairy Queen. AGAIN. Mustard all the way.

Do I have "mustard all the way" written on me somewhere?

So far I cain't find it. It's not obvious like, havin' my dress suck in my panty hose, or a bra strap hangin' out, so would somebody, pleeease, explain: HOW DO THEY KNOW THIS???

Keeep ona kacklin! It makes the wrinkles not look so bad!! =0D

Extra fluffy or fluffy?

I'm so fluffy that when I turn over and lay on my stomach, I have cleavage all they way to my chin. . .

Does that make me extra fluffy or just fluffy?

Hope you kackled today! The sun shines brighter when you do!