Thursday, May 27, 2010

What a full moon means to vultures

Have you ever wondered about vultures? Well, they are huge, especially when they are tryin to eat while you are drivin on their dinner plate.Almost had a collision with a couple on Sunday. Which got me to thinkin. . .
(yeah, i know. . bad move. .)

So do they do fly overs with cows and other livin things? Askin things like: Hello Mrs. Cow, how are you today? Feelin a little puny yet? Oh, how's that baby of yours?

And in the midst of these conversations, they stop mid sentence and jerk toward the sound of SPLAT!

ROADKILL! LUNCH GUYS! LET'S GO BEFORE IT'S ALL GONE!! And zoom they go! Kinda like that dog in the movie UP. . SQUIRREL! and then he was gone . .

So you can just imagine what a full moon means to them, ya know, the nights when the aminals come out and wander around on highways, and become their next six days of meals. Unless of course, one of them becomes roadkill. . .

I know, what is up with me lately?? I've gone off the deep end. .

THEY'RE COMIN TO TAKE ME AWAY!! HAHA! THEY'RE COMIN TO TAKE ME AWAY!!

Go ahead, kackle! You will be in the cell next to me one day. You'll see a vulture and think of me and this blog and will be infected. .


5 comments:

CatLadyLarew said...

Vultures... heh, heh, heh!

Simply Suthern said...

On the way taking my daughter to school the other morn. I saw a buzzard in a yard staring down a cat that was bowed up about to pounce. I wish I had a camera or could have at least seen the outcome of that confrontation.

Nothing like the Meals Under Wheels Program.

Georgina said...

Oooh, so that's why there is so much roadkill after a full moon. Around here, it's not the vultures, it's the crows that each off the curbside buffett. Ewwww. - G

Pat said...

Those vultures are UUUU-gly! But the full moon was sure beautiful! Even the day after it was still so full and bright orange!

Menopausal New Mom said...

I will never see a vulture or any roadkill again without thinking of you and cracking a smile :)