Tuesday, November 8, 2011

I thought he was jokin, really.


Michael wanted some crawdads from popeyes yesterday. Ok it's sorta on the way  home so I said sure.

I drive up and say I would like to order the Crawdad Lunchbox, a large order of tenders, and two wraps. 

Silence.

Still silence.

Finally, the kid comes back on and says:

We don't have a large order of tenders.

I reply, knowing full well they have a 5 piece and a 3 piece: 

Me: Soooooo  what DO you have?

Idiot replies: Well, we have a 5 pc and a 3 pc. 

ME: Ooooook, well, um, let's see, I think, uh,  I'll take the fiiiivvvveee piece..

Prozac MUST be workin, otherwise, I would have spouted off some very obscene words about morons.....

15 minutes after I finish the 10 minute dialog to get my food ordered, Moron brings my food. 

I didn't realize that they had to CATCH the crawdads when I ordered them......

He hands me my food with a "Sorry for the wait" and walks off. 

I reply: "Thank you and have a nice day. Come back to see me, why doncha?" 

Of course by that time he is walkin in the door.....so he probably missed my positively sweet sarcasm......

I almost took my receipt in before he got there and asked them just where did they go to catch the little buggers.......

Prozac was holdin me in the car........for reals........honest......

Layne is amazed at my control lately...

So this must be a good thing.....



Bossman told me that the crew at work was gonna to get a collection up to make sure I would always buy my meds, because I'm much happier. 

Happier is good for EVERY BODY he says.

 Like the saying, "If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy", I guess .......

Though Jesse did call up the other day from the floor to tell me I needed a better attitude. 

My response was he didn't have to call me. 

He said I should be nice. 

I responded, I can hang up........

Maybe I need stronger  Prozac...........


Cheers my friends! 



9 comments:

Simply Suthern said...

I didnt know Popeyes had Crawdads.

I love me some crawdads.

Havent had any in couple years now.

You got me thinkin bout Crawdads.

Tempo said...

You showed great restraint there...which I guess is good but every time I show restraint people walk all over me. I hope that dont happen to you..

Valerie said...

'order the Crawdad Lunchbox, a large order of tenders, and two wraps.'

I can't even hazard a guess....
good to hear about the Prozac though.

Belle said...

You should hear my mom and I at the drive-thru. My mom is 84 and changes what she wants or adds things as we are ordering. Then she wonders why the order is wrong! I've learned my lesson and won't go thru until she is sure what she wants.

Pat said...

I, too, didn't know Popeye's had crawdads! But, I get your point! I hate stupid people!

Jotter Girl said...

I have no idea what crawdads are but I hope Micael liked them.

There is no truer sentiment than if Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Pat Tillett said...

Crawdads at Popeyes? I had no idea. But now that I do....

Karen said...

That is too funny.

malcfifty said...

I had to look up Wikipedia to find out that a "crawdad" was a crayfish - that is a yabby or freshwater lobster.