Run reports for VP. Done!
Walk downstairs. VP's laughin at me because I forgot to turn coffee ON! Geez....
Hand him reports. In his office he goes.
I'm chattin with Prez. VP comes in asks if I forgot the OT report?
DANG! Run up the stais run the report!
Run back Down the stairs hand it to him. Whew!
Finish chat with Prez.
VP stops by to ask if I know why he needs the OT report. Sure, I do.
Well, all he has are ZEROS. I had run the report for THIS week, not LAST week. . .
Sigh. . .
Run BACK up the stairs. Run the RIGHT report for the RIGHT week.
Run back down the stairs. Give it to him.
Now to let you know. I do the payroll. I need his report for production bonuses.
Finally I get his report. Run the payroll. Its all running great.
Sit down to eat lunch and our controller says she will be here in a minute, because she is doing the banking. IE-direct deposit.
SIGH! I forgot to transfer the paychecks at the bank. . .
Later I hang up on the big boss when he is on hold for controller. Thank goodness I work for and with a great group of folks, even the ones from outta state!
During all of this, I am sneezin, sneezin, sneezin, sneezin and sneezin. IN between sneezes, my nose is like a water faucet.
Yeah, I feel purty krappy.
But I hope you get a good kackle out of it.
I'm sure the folks passin me on the road, wondered about me. .
What do ya think?
Yeah, me too.
I think today my name is Sneezy. . . or maybe Drippy. . . or do you have a better one?