I answer the door, he's lookin for my son. Well, he's not here but I will sign for him.
Sooo I step outside so that the Poops will quit tryin to get out and play in the street.
As soon as I step out the moron says: "If you would have just signed this note I left yesterday, I could have left it without you here."
As he is sayin this, he points to the TOP CORNER of my door.
He is my size. 5 foot 5 inches.
I almost asked him if he had to tiptoe to put it up there, because he was pointin with his pen and still hadn't reached the tag on my door yet.
But instead I say: "Well maybe the next time, you should put it where I can see it, because I NEVER look at the top of my door for notes from DHL."
He chuckles and asks what my first initial is and finishes his little section and hands me the signy thing. Gives me the package and says: "Here's your jacket."
How did he know that? There is nothing on the outside that says "THIS IS A JACKET"
So would someone tell me how he knew the contents of the package?
Make me kackle, please.