Saturday, March 13, 2010

DHL driver

DHL driver knocked on the door. Makin dogs go haywire of course.

I answer the door, he's lookin for my son. Well, he's not here but I will sign for him.

Sooo I step outside so that the Poops will quit tryin to get out and play in the street.

As soon as I step out the moron says: "If you would have just signed this note I left yesterday, I could have left it without you here."

As he is sayin this, he points to the TOP CORNER of my door.

He is my size. 5 foot 5 inches.

I almost asked him if he had to tiptoe to put it up there, because he was pointin with his pen and still hadn't reached the tag on my door yet.

But instead I say: "Well maybe the next time, you should put it where I can see it, because I NEVER look at the top of my door for notes from DHL."

He chuckles and asks what my first initial is and finishes his little section and hands me the signy thing. Gives me the package and says: "Here's your jacket."

How did he know that? There is nothing on the outside that says "THIS IS A JACKET"

So would someone tell me how he knew the contents of the package?

Make me kackle, please.


9 comments:

Vodka Logic said...

nothing like sarcasm from a delivery guy makes me want to smack them. Was the contents listed some declaration slip?

Did your son like his jacket?

gayle said...

That is very strange!! I bet it must have been somewhere on his info!!

Matty said...

There must be something in his records saying who shipped it and what it is.

Toni said...

Maybe the little DHL fella not only has the superpower to stretch like a miniature Stretch Armstrong, but he can sniff out good fabric like Tim Gunn from Project Runway. Face it, Kaylynn...that little DHL boy is a modern day super-freakin'-hero! And he was on your front porch steps--you could be famous because of this!

Rabbit said...

Toni... Toni... Toni... There can only be ONE Tim Gunn! And he's going to come to his senses one day and marry me and we are going to live happily ever after on Yoo-Hoo and Ho-Hos under the main staircase at Mood.

(Just so you know.)

KaLynn said...

Well, the 'little DHL boy' was a little 'middle aged DHL man' (AND NOT VERY CUTE AT ALL! UPS guys are MUCH better!)and unless he actually opened the plastic slip that was behind the sticker, then there was no indication on the front who or what this was. So that is the only thing I can think of. NOSEY MAN.

Kitty Moore said...

I think he wore it the night before which is why he left the notes where you wouldn't see it!

WhisperingWriter said...

He left it on the top corner of your door?

No way would I have looked there either. I'm only 5'3 so I wouldn't have even noticed.

My Mercurial Nature said...

Stalking DHL guy...he's hoping next time you have something more interesting in the package.