"MY NEW NUMBER IS 555-456-1233"?
Oh cool. They have a new number. What is the old number? What is old person? Or is this a new person?
So I text back:
"COOL!!! WHO ARE YOU?"
The answer: "IT'S ME SEXY (LASTNAME)"
It's a friend of mine's brother. The Loon. (I guess he had to differentiate between him and his Sis. .)
I almost fell out of the booth in the restaurant laughin'! JD thought I was laughin' at him! Got THE Look over that one!
So Mr. Sexy called me when I told him: "ROFL! You kill me! Made me laugh!"
He LOVES to do this to me!
Last summer, I got this call:
"Hey, how cha dowin'? I'm moovin' back down thera and I won't be too far frum cha. Aren't cha still in (town)?" (It's hard to get the Yankee accent in the type but I was tryin'!)(You would be laughin' if you could see me talkin like him!)
me: "yeah, how are ya doin'? So when are ya movin' back? (In my mind, I'm thinkin': WHO IS THIS? Is one of my drunken days of several ago comin' back to haunt me? Did I give my phone number to someone who moved to NYC? Who do I know anyone from Yankee land? WHO is this?????)
He talks a bit.NEVER EVER EVER tellin' me his name but tellin' me when he gets down here he will call. We hang up.
I rack my brain. I start to call a couple of friends (both from high school) and decide not to. Why advertise that someone has my phone number that I do not know and they are movin' within two hours of me, right? Can you imagine the kacklin' that would be goin' on? So I google the phone number. DANG! It's a cell phone. . . . GRRRRRRRRR. . BUT I did find out it was from Pennsylvania or maybe not. I can't remember. But it was in the vicinity.
Finally I can't stand it. I call back.
"Ok. I give. WHO ARE YOU?"
He laughs: Rick (lastname)
OH MY GOSH! I have not talked to him in several years! HE STILL HAD MY PHONE NUMBER!
I should know when I get a weird no name phone call or text it is from The Loon!
He's from Connecticut. See same vicinity. . .
Hope you kackled today. . . I'm off to read The Canterbury Tales for a test.