I was so free. I have been giggling. Giggling til tears fall. I see stuff that NO ONE else would see. Well, maybe Rabbit. .
Layne and I were on our way to a friend of mine's yesterday. I was rubber neckin'. (I stayed in my lane. Really. It was hard, but I did it.)
I was lookin' off to the right of the road. I kept lookin' lookin' lookin'. There is this weird lookin' building with poles. It was a two story purple, blue or something like that, with yellow or orange trim. Reminded me of a tiki hut without a tiki roof. And it's two story. It has these big poles all around it. With silver or white wrapped at the top with something stickin' out, fallin' over the side. I'm tryin to figure out what this weird stuff is when I finally break down and ask Layne to tell me what it is.
Takes her a minute. Then she tells me. Well, duh. I start to chuckle. Then belly laugh. Then snort. I cain't breathe too good, I'm laughin so hard. The tears are rollin' down my face.
She asks me what it the matter? I try to tell her in an EXTREMELY high pitched voice, with laughter comin' in spurts between words: "THEY LOOK (gasp, laugh, gasp) LIKE POLES WITH (gasp, kackle, gasp) HUMANS (kackle, gasp, kackle, kackle) TAPED UP THERE (kackle, kackle, kackle) WITH THEIR HEAD (KACKLE, KACKLE, KACKLE) , HAIR AND (GASPIN', KACKLE, KACKLE, KACKLE, GASPIN') HANDS HANGIN' (KACKLE, KACKLE, KACKLE, KACKLE) OVER THE SIDE!" Of course it takes me THREE attempts to tell her this because I cain't talk! I am also makin' hand motions with all this.
I probably should have stopped on the side of the road. But I dint. I drove, not breathin', and makin' hand motions, and oh, yeah, HEAD motions. . .