In fact, the aliens got so bad that they were causing my eyesight to blur.
I was even getting rid of alien after birth on a daily basis. It was soooooo gross!
I kept thinkin' that at some point they would stop givin' birth! BUT NO! Those little buggers kept it up for almost TWO months!! They were worse than rabbits!!Cain't they stop dyin'? Cain't they just go AWAY???
I'm sure I heard the Mothership calling!
Finally I sought the advice of a man who knew how to get rid of them!! Took two full rounds of ammo to get those buggers!
Though I must admit his office staff thought I was a tad KrAzY when I called up askin' for an appointment for aliens.
He walked in asking if I was the woman with Aliens..
He laughed. Asked me if I had a good sense of humor. Well, that is a serious possibility.
He calls the aliens by a different name.
He calls them a SINUS INFECTION.
I think the Woman with Aliens in her HEAD is gonna have to go visit him again. .
Kackle a little! Does a body good!
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I'm reading this thinking what the heck is she talking about. AHA......now I get it. I've been lucky that I never get that.
They're back here too!!! While I am grateful and all, can we NOT share the Family Package of Snot Monsters (if you don't mind)? You REALLY don't have to share. I won't whine... I won't tell everyone that my mamas won't share her nasal demons with me. I won't complain one danged bit. I promise. They're all yours.....
You are a funny lady!
Goal accomplished! Didn't want you guys to know what I was talking about til the end!! WOOHOO!!
I swear I had no idea what you were talking about until the end. Made me laugh out loud, as always, entertaining! I think that would qualify as a "Kackle!"
Being a newbie here, I was really beginning to wonder!! Whew....you're a hoot KaLynn!!
Glad to make you all kackle a little!!
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