I never thought about it like that before.
Or we COULD just ignore them. I have a friend (yes, I know, what a concept! Me! having a friend!)(Well actually, I have about, oh, let's see. . 2), ANYways, that we were discussing my marriages. She came up with the idea that since they were all JackA$$es, that makes them INHUMAN. They don't count. OR we could decide by the year we were married in. Leap Year, Not Leap Year. They were all NOT Leap Year. So they don't count. Good enough for me. (But I sure do get weird looks when I say 2.75 marriages. .Which is WAAAYYY fun sometimes)
But back to the SEASONAL thingy. What a blasted concept! I'm tellin' ya! I must say so myself, they got the best end of the deal. Cuz you know I'm soo wonderful. They, on the other hand, handed me a raw deal. They were not quite as wonderful as me.
Sooo I'm sittin' here tryin' to figure out what I was suppose to get from these 2.75 marriages. What was I suppose to learn, take with me from these relationships (I'm assumin' we are talkin' about something other than my kids), what did I learn?
Here is what I learned:
DON'T DATE JACKA$$ES!
THEY ARE JUST SEASONAL INHUMANS IN YOUR LIFE!
PASS THEM BY!
DO NOT WAVE!
DO NOT SAY HI!
DO NOT ASK HOW THEY ARE!
THEY ARE JACKA$$ES!
YOU DON'T CARE!
WHY YOU ASK?
BECAUSE YOU JUST LEFT THAT JACKA$$ IN THE DIRT AND DID NOT FALL FOR HIS CUTE SMILE, FLIRTY SMILE, HIS PURTY EYES, NICE BUTT, ETC.
Did you kackle today? It helps chase the blue away!