Today I ate at a chinese buf-fet. Pretty good. I'm waay stuffed and I thought I did good. ONLY 1 plate and it was NOT piled 6" tall!! I love buf-fets! Then it came time for the fortune cookies! These are soo fun! Mine was (of course, it HAD to be mine, the ONLY single person at the dang ole table): "Someone is looking for you. Keep your eyes open." They all chuckled over that.
I asked if someone could hand me my cane and would they lead me to my car. .
Then I almost hit a guy when I was leaving the parking lot (must have not had my eyes open from being led to the car yet). The gal riding with me told me it could have been my "sole mate" or is that "soul mate"? Can you, imagine what he would have said if I HAD hit him and I jumped out of the car, ran over to him asking: " Are you the someone that has been looking for me?" Answer: "No. Crazy Lady, I was trying to LOOK OUT for you! Not looking FOR you! My lawyer will contacting you!"
Just doesn't seem right, ya know? Think I'll keep my eyes closed anyway. .
Hope you kackled today. .