I asked if someone could hand me my cane and would they lead me to my car. .
Then I almost hit a guy when I was leaving the parking lot (must have not had my eyes open from being led to the car yet). The gal riding with me told me it could have been my "sole mate" or is that "soul mate"? Can you, imagine what he would have said if I HAD hit him and I jumped out of the car, ran over to him asking: " Are you the someone that has been looking for me?" Answer: "No. Crazy Lady, I was trying to LOOK OUT for you! Not looking FOR you! My lawyer will contacting you!"
Just doesn't seem right, ya know? Think I'll keep my eyes closed anyway. .
Hope you kackled today. .
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AH HA!!!
The apparent blindness explains SOOOO many other stories!
Like your 90 mile an hour over the river and through the median impression of a cross between a riding lawnmower and a roller coaster!
And here I thought you were just trying to make me religious! ("Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!")
Now I see (pun intended) that you were just visually impaired!!!
You are too funny :) Was the guy good looking or cute?
I wanted to buy a big bag of fortune cookies, but they were too expensive, cost a fortune almost!
If you want a really easy recipe, give me a shout (rabbit@rabbitythings.com). I have a great one that's super easy and the most fun to make! I'll send it to ya!
Dutch donut girl, He was actually rather nice looking, pin stripe suit, dark, tall, but prolly about 20 years my junior. Just a TAD too young for me! BUT rather nice eye candy!! =0)
Secretia, I eat the CRUMBS out of the little bag they come in!! May need to get The Kid's recipe!! Nah, I'd prolly juste eat the dough and forget to bake them! =0)
Sometimes those fortune cookies come really close but not quite . . . like yours! I recently had one that said
A STRANGER WILL ENTER YOUR LIFE.
A week later, I caught a guy in bed with my wife.
So close.
Ever consider being a cougar? Hmmm????
Isn't it an odd feeling to think that "Hey, that guy in line might be THE guy."
Like how do/would we know? Please...
I particularly like the Looking OUT for you, not looking FOR you. That made me giggle!
:-)
@Knucklehead: yea gads! yours was a little too close!! =0(
@Not so glamorous housewife: No, but I like to draw them and I used to drive one! =0)
@f8hasit: I haven't a clue! I most of the time don't even look, just almost run over 'em! =0)
I'm with you KaLynn, why bother looking . . . my fortune cookies don't usually even come close, in a good way or a bad way.
You are so funny...and I admit, I do love a fortune cookie.
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